“Find someone in your 20s. That's when you're still very cute. That's when you're still amiable to working out problems with someone. It's harder in your 50s, when you've lived alone, to compromise with someone, to have someone in your home and every little thing about them annoys you because you're so used to being alone. It's hard to undo that, so don't do what I did. Find someone in your 20s."
Why do I call OpenDNS a miracle?
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This will eliminate 90% of all the stuff you don't want on your entire home network: porn, violence, guns, tobacco, alcohol, chat rooms, etc. It is customizable and extensive and again, FREE! Single greatest IT discovery of my life.Read More
"OMG!!! DID YOU SEE HOW BRITNEY GOT ASKED TO HOMECOMING? #AWESOME #SELFIEGAMETOOSTRONG" The Insta gathers 326 likes. Most ever for Britney. What was her dates name? That's correct, it doesn't matter.Read More
You are going to want your 9 month old to walk, your 4 year old to read, your ten year old to fill out his planner just so you feel validated that you are meeting your high expectations of being a parent. You will regret yelling. You will regret not yelling. You will question the food you fed them, the gifts you gave them, the school you chose for them.Read More
If you leave it up to your child to 'play' games out there instead of working on mastering his craft, you are failing to meet your responsibilities as a parent. Worse yet, if you leave it up to a stranger - that flamed out during D3 college ball and that has his own kid on the team - to spot and properly develop the genetically gifted - despite parentage - ball playing freak of a child you created, well then you have failed as a parent.Read More
"It doesn't matter if I stole a car to pay for the heroin that I snorted off that drunk HIV infected hookers naked arse - you shouldn't." If it's true you are lucky I made it out alive so we could share this moment picturing pubescent me naked snorting illicit drugs off a felon. You're welcome.Read More
Look kid, remember that birthday party where they had cotton candy and soda and chips and cake and ice cream and a bounce house? The party had it all, everything a kid could want. Remember how that ended with you projectile vomiting all over the bounce house and eleven kids in your class at school? You cannot have it all, ever, not even as a fully functional, psychologically stable, financially successful adult that is nowhere near a bounce house.Read More